"Now, if you haven't got an answer, then you haven't got a question. If you never had a question, then you'd never have a problem. If you never had a problem, well then everyone would be happy. But if everyone was happy, there'd never be a love song."
If this isn't the perfect Country song, I don't know what is. What makes this song ever more humorous is the character "Joy" in the hit series My Name Is Earl, who definitely takes after the song.
UPDATE: Somehow I picked the lousiest version of this song from You Tube, so I switched it to the funny-sounding one here: