Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Beyonce Unhurt!

Onion News Network reports that tragedy was averted recently as one of our 'beloved' celebrities was nearly gunned down. Oh yeah, something else happened I guess but I was so relieved that I forget the details...

On a serious note, I am shocked that Owen Wilson attempted suicide. I do not know the man but was always impressed with him as a comedic actor. God keep him and may he get whatever help he needs.