Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Bomb Liechtenstein!

As reported on ONN, the Principality of Liechtenstein has flagrantly violated the Non-Proliferation Treaty with a its recent testing of a teeny-tiny nuclear bomb. Experts warn that this represents a threat of "itty-bitty bombs in the hands of little people" spreading chaos throughout the world. This act of aggression in the heart of Europe cannot be allowed to stand. Since these warmongering "Lickies" do not have a standing army we need not send in our regular armed forces who are currently...er, otherwise occupied. However, I propose giving this problem the serious attention it deserves: let the Civil Air Patrol bomb some sense into them and if necessary, send in the Young Marines! These damn Lickies will learn to say "Uncle Sam" or suffer the consequences...

1 comments:

Damon said...

Haha, I loved it! Beefw